2008 Woodie Awards
Video related to this article is available below.Issue date: 4/9/08 Section: News
*News Brief: South Street Bridge is falling down...
Paul Aska Richards
*This article appeared in the 2008 Joke Issue.
Falling down. Falling down.
South Street Bridge is falling down. My. Fair. Lady.
A rapid deterioration of the already falling apart bridge has caused the structure to crumble into the Schuylkill River.
"How come every time you come around my South Street, South Street Bridge wanna go down?" asked Facilities spokesman Tony Sorrentino.
Falling down. Falling down.
South Street Bridge is falling down. My. Fair. Lady.
A rapid deterioration of the already falling apart bridge has caused the structure to crumble into the Schuylkill River.
"How come every time you come around my South Street, South Street Bridge wanna go down?" asked Facilities spokesman Tony Sorrentino.
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Jim Campbell
posted 4/09/08 @ 3:07 PM EST
I hope everyone realizes that according to the Streets Department, the South Street Bridge is regularly inspected and occasionally repaired and that the immediate problem with the Bridge is that concrete may spall off the Bridge - not that the structure is likely to crumble into the Schuylkill River. (Continued…)
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