Issue date: 4/9/08 Section: News

*This article appeared in the 2008 joke issue.

Unattended Theft

March 28 - A Division of Public Safety official reported that an unattended Unattended Theft poster was taken from an unsecured room within the Divison of Public Safety, located at 4040 Chestnut St., at approximately 5 p.m.

March 28 - An unattended complainant reported that an unattended item was removed from an unattended bag in an unsecured location somewhere between the hours of 12 a.m. and 11:59 p.m.

March 29 - Maureen Rush, age unknown, of 4040 Chestnut St., was arrested at about 2 a.m. for allegedly removing all unattended items from Van Pelt Library, located at 3420 Walnut St.

April 2 - Laura Schwenk, 18, a female distantly affiliated with the University, reported that her unattended child was removed from an unsecured stroller in Pottruck, located at 3701 Walnut St,, at about 10:45 p.m.

Theft

March 31 - Amy Gutmann, age unknown, of the 3800 block of Walnut St., was arrested for leaving Fresh Grocer, located at 4001 Walnut St., without rendering payment for a case of bottled water.

April 2 - A male unaffiliated with the University was arrested for taking a copy of the Daily Pennsylvanian from a rackbox in Harrison College House, located at 3910 Irving St., without rendering payment at about 8 a.m.

Unattended Assault

April 2 - An unattended male student was assaulted with his unattended baseball bat while walking to his unsecured home.

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